Cheesy Goodness in a Tub

I realize that it's been almost a month since my last post, and for that I apologize. But to my defense, I've been doing some research that will benefit this blog. For one thing, I have discovered the greatest snack food in existence: Cheez-Its. They are the perfect combination of cracker, fake cheese, and salt ever invented. They are good regardless if you are drunk or sober, in class or at work, in the bathtub or in a helicopter. Actually, I have yet to try the helicopter one, but I'll let you know when I do.

My next discovery has to do with digital cable and grills. You see, by aquiring both of these tools, you instantly become more popular. People can't wait to come over and hang out with you! All you need are some burgers or hot dogs, comfy seats in the living room, maybe some alcohol.. and you've got a party! Whee!

I've been thinking about starting a really bad web comic. I have a few preliminary sketches, so I'll get them on here soon. If anyone is reading this who might be offended by bad drawings, then too bad. You shouldn't be reading my blog anyway. I won't say what it's about, cause that'll ruin the fun. But I need a name for it, so whoever comes up with the best name will get to guest appear in the comic. I don't care if the name has anything to do with it whatsoever, so just think of something that sounds interesting. How's that for an exciting contest?

Soon I will be co-starring in a podcast, and hope to post the audio here for everyone. It will probably be more exciting than the comic, but not much. At the very least, don't hold your breath.

PS: I tried making pancakes with eggs, and they turned out terrible. I think the eggs are working against me.

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